Fwd: FW: Emergency Call Centre Canada


Emergency Call Center ....
  
An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired in
Toronto, Ontario, much to the dismay of her colleagues,
who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal.
It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating,  
  
"I am depressed and lying on a railway line
so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah
."
  
To which the call center employee replied, 
"Remain calm and stay on the line."

Fwd: FW: A really great story

Subject: A really great story









  A really great story 

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office.  The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard, & probably didn't even deserve to be in Cambridge .

'We'd like to see the president,' the man said softly.

'He'll be busy all day,' the secretary snapped.

'We'll wait,' the lady replied.

For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away.

They didn't, and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted.

'Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they'll leave,' she said to him!

He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn't have the time to spend with them, and he detested gingham dresses and homespun suits cluttering up his outer office.  The president, stern faced and with dignity, strutted toward the couple.

The lady told him, 'We had a son who attended Harvard for one year.  He loved Harvard.  He was happy here.  But about a year ago, he was accidentally killed.  My husband and I would like to erect a memorial to him, somewhere on campus.'

The president wasn't touched.  He was shocked.

'Madam,' he said, gruffly, 'we can't put up a statue for every person who attended Harvard and died.  If we did, this place would look like a cemetery.'

'Oh, no,' the lady explained quickly.  'We don't want to erect a statue.  We thought we would like to give a building to Harvard.'

The president rolled his eyes. He glanced at the gingham dress and homespun suit, then exclaimed, 'A building!  Do you have any earthly idea how much a building costs?  We have over seven and a half million dollars in the physical buildings here at Harvard.'

For a moment the lady was silent.  The president was pleased.  Maybe he could get rid of them now.  The lady turned to her husband and said quietly, 'Is that all it cost to start a university?  Why don't we just start our own? '

Her husband nodded. The president's face wilted in confusion and bewilderment.

Mr. and Mrs. Leland Stanford got up and walked away, traveling to Palo Alto, California where they established the university that bears their name, Stanford University, a memorial to a son that Harvard no longer cared about.

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.

--- A TRUE STORY by Malcolm Forbes

Fwd: FW: What broke looks like....

THIS IS WHAT "BROKE" LOOKS LIKE ! Disgusting isn't It ?

Welcome to the Clintons' 

$11 Million Dollar 

Mansion in New York state

The Clintons' new abode.
The majestic foyer. 
The wood-paneled library with fireplace. 
The kitchen. 
                 
Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator now comes under this fancy "congressional retirement staffing plan" which means that if she never gets re-elected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.
If Bill out-lives her, he then inherits HER salary until he dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary ($20,000 a month) until he dies. If Hillary out-lives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies, 
Guess who pays for that? WE DO!                 
Clinton's 20 Acre - $11 million mansion is common knowledge. For her to establish NY residency, they purchased this mansion in upscale Chappaqua, New York....makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense. 
Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments are around $10,000/month. But an extra residence had to be built by the government on the acreage to house the Secret Service Agents. Any improvement to the property is owned by the property owners...the Clinton's. So....the Clinton's charge the federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of the extra residence to house the Secret Service staff which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. He is the ONLY ex-president to use this loophole, thus earning the name 'Slick Willie'.

This means that we, the taxpayers, pay the Clinton's, salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff and it is all perfectly legal. 

AND DON'T FORGET HIS GOVERNORS PENSION AND HER SECRETARY OF STATE PENSION.
When she runs for President, will you vote for her ? 

How many people will YOU send this to? 

FW: MENSA & THE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.....OLD, BUT WORTH ANOTHER LOOK.

FW: MENSA & THE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.....OLD, BUT WORTH ANOTHER LOOK.


Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco.

Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of
140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe.

When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained
pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any,
and using only the implements at hand?

Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with
a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.

They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.

"Ma'am," they said," we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker
contains salt and the salt shaker pepper."

But before they could finish .......... the waitress interrupted.

"Oh -- sorry about that."

She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched
them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

Kinda reminds you of the government, doesn't it.

Solutions to our problems should be so simple, but many folks who claim to
have brilliant minds always seem to make them so difficult.

Fwd: FW: Holy Humor

Subject: Holy Humor




 




                  A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!">                  His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?>                  The son replied, "I do know!"
>                  "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"
>                  "That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.' (This one is my favorite) 
>                
>                  There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
>                  "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
>                  "Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady. 
>             
>                  "Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning." 
>                                  A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
>                  Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
>                  When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." 
>                                  There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets." 
>                                 While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust." 
>                 
>                  A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
>                  A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
>                  "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
>                  "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven.." 
>                 >                  A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
>                  "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."
>                  The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business." 
>                  >                  People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention. 
>             
>                  Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
>                  The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt."
>                  Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day , the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about.
>                  He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming." 
>              
>                  Last, but not least, a great one: 
> 
>                  The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
>                  "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."
>                  During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."
>                  At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."
>                  And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

Fw: It's expensive to play

Guccifer 2.0's Latest Dump Reveals Dems' Massive Pay-to-Play Operation


Surfaced in Tuesday's dump of purported Democratic National Committee documents by the hacker Guccifer 2.0 is a detailed list of well-heeled donors and the political positions they received.
One list shows 57 donors and the monies raised and/or donated to the DNC and the Organized for Action (OFA) group, a community organization for the policies of President Barack Obama.
The list shows the donations as of Nov. 28, 2008 — weeks after Obama was elected to his first term.
According to the list, these are the top 3 donors and the positions they were granted by Obama:
·         Matthew Barzun: $3.5 million, Ambassador to the UK;
·         Julius Genachowski: Nearly $3.5 million, Chairman FCC;
·         Frank Sanchez: $3.4 million, Under Secretary of Commerce.
The lowest donor to receive a pay-to-play position, No. 53 on the list, was Bill Eacho ($950K), the Ambassador to Austria from 2009 to 2013.
http://t.newsmaxfeednetwork.com/im.gif?sid=1860f09d64ff4426b95b253d6f474e6b_4fe4ff44http://t.newsmaxfeednetwork.com/vi.gif?sid=1860f09d64ff4426b95b253d6f474e6b_4fe4ff44Or, perhaps, the docs are fake, as the DNC on Tuesday tried to imply.
"The DNC is the victim of a crime — an illegal cyberattack by Russian state-sponsored agents who seek to harm the Democratic Party and progressive groups in an effort to influence the presidential election," interim DNC Chair Donna Brazile said in a statement Tuesday, reports USA Today

Fwd: FW: Breaking news . . .



Fwd: FW: MY BUILDING PERMIT FINALLY APPROVED

  
Subject: MY BUILDING PERMIT FINALLY APPROVED 
 
Some  have asked what I've been doing since retirement.  Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.  It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.  It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA  HAPPEN!" So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque." Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt! I love this country.

FW: Very Interesting take on Donald Trump - Think about it... will they stop him, Democrats and Republicans alike?

Very Interesting take on Donald Trump - Think about it... will they stop him, Democrats and Republicans alike?

 Interesting take on Donald Trump


Former U. S. Secretary of Education , William J. Bennett's frankly candid and shocking observations of Donald Trump's impact on the behavior of the entrenched Washington D. C. bureaucrats in both parties -- and the risk The Donald faces in so doing.



William J. Bennett, Host of Bill Bennett's Morning in America Show, is one of America 's most important, influential, and respected voices on cultural, political, and education issues. He has one of the strongest Christian world views of any writer in modern times.



What I See Happening In a Trump Presidency



By Bill Bennett



They will kill him before they let him be president. It could be a Republican or a Democrat that instigates the shutting up of Trump.



Don't be surprised if Trump has an accident. Some people are getting very nervous: Barack Obama, Valerie Jarrett, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton and Jon Corzine, to name just a few.



It's about the unholy dynamics between big government, big business, and big media. They all benefit by the billions of dollars from this partnership, and it's in all of their interests to protect one another. It's one for all and all for one.



It's a heck of a filthy relationship that makes everyone filthy rich, everyone except the American people. We get ripped off. We're the patsies. But for once, the powerful socialist cabal and the corrupt crony capitalists are scared. The over-the-top reaction to Trump by politicians of both parties, the media, and the biggest corporations of America has been so swift and insanely angry that it suggests they are all threatened and frightened.



Donald Trump can self-fund. No matter how much they say to the contrary, the media, business, and political elite understand that Trump is no joke. He could actually win and upset their nice cozy apple cart. It's no coincidence that everyone has gotten together to destroy The Donald. It's because most of the other politicians are part of the a good old boys club. They talk big, but they won't change a thing. They are all beholden to big-money donors. They are all owned by lobbyists, unions, lawyers, gigantic environmental organizations, and multinational corporations - like Big Pharmacy or Big Oil. Or they are owned lock, stock, and barrel by foreigners like George Soros owns Obama or foreign governments own Hillary and their Clinton Foundation donations.



These run-of-the-mill establishment politicians are all puppets owned by big money. But there's one man who isn't beholden to anyone There's one man who doesn't need foreigners, or foreign governments, or George Soros, or the United Auto Workers, or the teacher's union, or the Service Employees International Union, or the Bar Association to fund his campaign.



Billionaire tycoon and maverick Donald Trump doesn't need anyone's help. That means he doesn't care what the media says. He doesn't care what the corporate elites think. That makes him very dangerous to the entrenched interests. That makes Trump a huge threat to those people. Trump can ruin everything for the bribed politicians and their spoiled slave masters.



Don't you ever wonder why the GOP has never tried to impeach Obama? Don't you wonder why John Boehner and Mitch McConnell talk a big game, but never actually try to stop Obama? Don't you wonder why Congress holds the purse strings, yet has never tried to de-fund Obamacare or Obama's clearly illegal executive action on amnesty for illegal aliens? Bizarre, right? It defies logic, right?



First, I'd guess many key Republicans are being bribed. Secondly, I believe many key Republicans are being blackmailed. Whether they are having affairs, or secretly gay, or stealing taxpayer money, the National Security Agency knows everything.



Ask former House Speaker Dennis Hastert about that. The government even knew he was withdrawing large sums of his own money from his own bank account. The NSA, the SEC, the IRS, and all the other three-letter government agencies are watching every Republican political leader. They surveil everything. Thirdly, many Republicans are petrified of being called racists, so they are scared to ever criticize Obama or call out his crimes, let alone demand his impeachment. Fourth , why rock the boat? After defeat or retirement, if you're a good old boy, you've got a $5 million-per-year lobbying job waiting. The big-money interests have the system gamed. Win or lose, they win.



But Trump doesn't play by any of these rules. Trump breaks up this nice, cozy relationship between big government, big media, and big business. All the rules are out the window if Trump wins the Presidency. The other politicians will protect Obama and his aides but not Trump. Remember: Trump is the guy who publicly questioned Obama's birth certificate. He questioned Obama's college records and how a mediocre student got into an Ivy League university. Now, he's doing something no Republican has the chutzpah to do. He's questioning our relationship with Mexico; he's questioning why the border is wide open; he's questioning why no wall has been built across the border; he's questioning if allowing millions of illegal aliens into America is in our best interests; he's questioning why so many illegal aliens commit violent crimes, yet are not deported; and he's questioning why our trade deals with Mexico, Russia and China are so bad.



Trump has the audacity to ask out loud why American workers always get the short end of the stick. Good question! I'm certain Trump will question what happened to the almost billion dollars given in a rigged no-bid contract to college friends of Michelle Obama at foreign companies to build the defective Obamacare website. By the way, that tab is now up to $5 billion. Trump will ask if Obamacare's architects can be charged with fraud for selling it by lying. Trump will investigate Obama's widespread IRS conspiracy, not to mention Obama's college records. Trump will prosecute Clinton and Obama for fraud committed to cover up Benghazi before the election. How about the fraud committed by employees of the Labor Department when they made up dramatic job numbers in the last jobs report before the 2012 election?



Obama, the multinational corporations and the media need to stop Trump. They recognize this could get out of control. If left unchecked, telling the raw truth and asking questions everyone else is afraid to ask, Trump could wake a sleeping giant. Trump's election would be a nightmare. Obama has committed many crimes. No one else but Trump would dare to prosecute. He will not hesitate. Once Trump gets in and gets a look at the cooked books and Obama's records, the game is over. The jig is up. The goose is cooked. Holder could wind up in prison. Jarrett could wind up in prison. Obama bundler Corzine could wind up in prison for losing $1.5 billion of customer money. Clinton could wind up in jail for deleting 32,000 emails or for accepting bribes from foreign governments while Secretary of State, or for misplacing $6 billion as the head of the State Department, or for lying about Benghazi . The entire upper level management of the IRS could wind up in prison.



Obamacare will be de-funded and dismantled. Obama himself could wind up ruined, his legacy in tatters. Trump will investigate. Trump will prosecute. Trump will go after everyone involved. That's why the dogs of hell have been unleashed on Donald Trump.



Yes, it's become open season on Donald Trump. The left and the right are determined to attack his policies, harm his businesses, and, if possible, even keep him out of the coming debates. But they can't silence him. And they sure can't intimidate him. The more they try, the more the public will realize that he's the one telling the truth.



 
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