One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber
replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies:
"I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies:
"I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such
as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies:
"I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a
free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right. . .
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