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Air 911--You are cleared to
> land eastbound on runway 9R."
>
> Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
>infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"
>
> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land
>westbound on runway 27L."
>
> Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on
>infidel's runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!"
>
> Pause: Static.............
>
> Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
>
> Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
>
> Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
>GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!!
>INSTRUC TIONS PLEASE!!!
>
> Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and
>tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?