Fw: Robin Williams Plan

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to Argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
But I have not heard of a plan for Peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.


2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.


3) All illegal aliens have 30 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free tr
ip home. After 30 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.


4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
To anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-
11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
To become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.



7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
To the army. The people who need
It most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?



"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
Saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "




If you agree with the above forward
It to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somehow I doubt robin williams said any of that seriously.

Anonymous said...

He didn't. I checked on the urban legend website after my dad sent it to me. Seems the original was ammended with the last bit - the Statue of Liberty joke at the end, which was a Williams' bit, and then the whole thing got attributed to him, and I guess the picture added for "authenticity".

zurvan said...

It is hard to believe people took this seriously... that's pretty good satire.

Anonymous said...

WHETHER ROBIN WILLIAMS WROTE IT OR NOT IS REALLY UNIMPORTANT EVERYTHING IT SAYS SHOULD BE DONE POST HASTE! IT WOULD TURN THE COUNTRY AROUND IN A HEARTBEAT AND THE ECONEMY WOULD GO BACK TO NORMAL! GAS PRICES WOULD DROP AND AMERICA WOULD BE STRONG AND GRACEFUL AND PROUND ONCE AGAIN!

Anonymous said...

Whether this is true or not, one thing is obvious. Someone has to go back to school to learn how to spell and learn that all uppercase is difficult to read.

Anonymous said...

"THE ECONEMY WOULD GO BACK TO NORMAL"

Perhaps we should fix the edukashun system first.


PS Poor Robin Williams, this is the umpteenth ranty email attributed to him, ditto for George Carlin (R.I.P.).

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Local Girl said...

I love the fact my dad sent this to me because he knows I like comedy and his thought process must have been "When she sees Robin Williams hates islam she is bound to follow suit". (A) I am pretty indifferent about Williams, sure, Good morning Vietnam was a great film. (B) This is BS from a mile off.

 
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